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This is why I like having family fact checkers.  After a friend recently gave me a grapefruit, I simply remembered that my mother used to love that fruit.  When I called my brother, he was able to add, “Yep.  That’s right.  She used to gum ‘em.”

You see she had false teeth that she only wore for school meetings or doctor visits.  At home there was no need for pretense.  Gum the fruit, she may have, but she also had lovely serrated spoons made special for scooping out grapefruit pulp.  According to my brother, the whole family ate the sour fruit and with lots and lots of sugar.  He said that he and I shared a single fruit. When most of the pulp was gone, we would try to squeeze the last remnants of juice into a glass.

“So we shared?” I said with a smile.  He agreed, and then added, “Unless you made me mad.  Then I’d put dogfood in the glass.”  It’s those little details … ;)

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I do not like bananas.

I do not like them green or gold.

I do not like them hot or cold.

I do not like them with pretty brown spots.

I do not like them cut into pots.

I do not like them sliced thick or thin,

not even when placed in a bright shiny tin.

Eat a banana that looks like gourmet abstract art?

No, my dear Sam.

I’d rather eat my wheat bread with ham.

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I call this image “the vellum couple.” I see a man and woman in deep conversation.  You know THAT conversation at the end of the movie when the couple has come to a fork in the road.  Despite the title of this post, I think the couple is more likely Charles Boyer and Irene Dunne than Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh.  Let’s just say I grew up watching a lot of black and white movies with sweeping music.  In fact, the image is of two flowers as photographed through a sheet of vellum.  If you’d like to see additional images, please visit this temporary gallery.  Most of the images are of plants — ranunculus, nasturtium, poinsettia, and others — as viewed through the vellum.  There are a few images like the one below with vellum as background.

Vellum Series

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I know.  That was horrible.  But I just couldn’t help myself with that title. I’ll try to be more disciplined with my words next time.  Meanwhile, I hope you have had a good day. ;)

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One morning I purchased a single plum.  It was an impulse buy.  I haven’t eaten plums in years but I thought I might use the fruit as inspiration.  In the end, it was my antidote for mounting procrastination.  You see, I had a project due soon.  Amazing how strong the urge to take a long walk when you need to stay seated and finish a writing assignment.  I couldn’t go for a walk but …

… I decided I could rise from my chair on occasion and take a photo of the plum.  I did so throughout the afternoon.  No fine art produced but the movement was a release of sorts.

When I finished the writing assignment, I ate the plum, a final dose of a sweet treat that helped me stay focused just enough.  I think I might buy an apple today!

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Ingredients

3 leaves

stone pebbles

water

sunlight

Mix and photograph to your heart’s content.  Add dash of imagination to taste.  Who knows?  You might see dragon’s eggs, bright shining eyes, and flowing cityscapes.

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I think I like green eggs and ham more than I like bananas.

But according to the literature, a banana might be healthier.

And so, on occasion, a couple of bananas I do buy.

They are actually fun to photograph especially once their length is cut in half.

It’s the eating part that makes me pause and wrinkle my nose,

And secretly wish that the mouse in my house — I saw him last night –

Would eat the banana so that I wouldn’t have to at all.

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I must admit that I felt almost like a voyeur snapping this photo in the woods.

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Ingredients Found Around the Kitchen

3 slices of smoked salmon

teaspoon of chopped red onions

3 shredded red basil leaves

3 slices of a campari tomato

a little salt and pepper

a dollop of Steve’s homemade aioli

Served with 3 crackers and a glass of cold sparkling water (including 3 ice cubes). ;)

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